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In a one-week late letter from my bank, Barclays, which doesn't explain to which card they are referring. It so happens that both cards they issued me were in the same situation, so I expect a second silly and cryptic letter tomorrow, I suppose. Once the storm has passed.

We may have tried to contact you to check that these transactions were made by you, or another user of your account. However, in some situations to minimise inconvenience this letter is sent out without prior contact.

To minimise whose inconvenience? Mine? The inconvenience of two cards blocked out of two?

* If you don't recognise one or more of these transactions call FREE...
* If you recognise all transactions above it will not be necessary to contact us

Lie, the cards would still be blocked because I did online transactions. Which I do often.

* If you are outside the UK a reverse charge call to... via the operator will be accepted

Because if I am outside the UK I use a UK correspondence address OR I'm able to read it from a distance, magically. So on and so forth. It all ended well, with apologies.