mom's just emailed me dietary advice
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer less heart attacks than the Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer less heart attacks than the Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer less heart attacks than the Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer less heart attacks than the Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer, eat a lot of sausages and other fat, and suffer less heart attacks than the Americans.
Bottom line: Eat and drink anything you like. It'd seem that what kills you is speaking English.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer less heart attacks than the Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer less heart attacks than the Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer less heart attacks than the Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer, eat a lot of sausages and other fat, and suffer less heart attacks than the Americans.
Bottom line: Eat and drink anything you like. It'd seem that what kills you is speaking English.
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